Fandom S!ut

inothernews:

ipsadixit:

inothernews:

synecdoche:

what if i make t-shirts for my nonexistent band

OBSCENE GERUND AWESOME.

DON’T FORGET THE CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS OF CONVERSATIONS AND SAYING OTHER PEOPLE’S NAMES REPETITIVELY.

DONNA: Josh.
JOSH: Yeah?
DONNA: I want your band t-shirt.
JOSH (annoyed): What? No.
DONNA: It would look better on me.
JOSH: No.
DONNA: It would. You know it.
JOSH: Sam!
DONNA: I like band shirts. I still have my The Who from when they played Wembley.
JOSH (mockingly): “My The Who”?
DONNA: Definite article.
JOSH: “My Who t-shirt” is fine.
DONNA: It’s not.
JOSH: Donna —
DONNA: It’s really not, Josh. The “the” is important.
JOSH (pleading): Sam!
DONNA: If the noun calls for a “the,” you should say “the.” Like, “THE Philippines.” “Made in THE U.S.A.” “THE West Wing.”
JOSH (gets up, starts walking out office):  Funny. But you can’t have my shirt.
DONNA (pouting): Please?
JOSH: I wear a small.
DONNA: So do I.
JOSH (exasperated): An extra small.
DONNA: Well that’s why I like you. I like my men… petite.
JOSH (irked): I greatly dislike you right now. SAM!!!
SAM (out of nowhere): He really is petite.
DONNA: I know! It’s cute. Makes it easier to cuddle with him.
SAM: Ew.
DONNA: Him being petite and all.
JOSH: Now you definitely can’t have my shirt. And you — (TURNS TO SAM) — eat my shorts.
SAM (to DONNA): Petite and kinky.
DONNA: That’s hot.
(JOSH leaves, frustrated.)

(Source: westwingconfessions)

WHY DIDN’T THIS SHOW GO ON FOREVER.

(Source: westwingconfessions)

(Source: westwingconfessions)

lindcherry:

Leo was attending to a meeting with Santos. He looked at his watch several times during the Congressman’s speech. At the end of it, Annabeth comes to talk to him.
ANNABETH: Give me your watch.
LEO: I wasn’t…
ANNABETH: People don’t think you like the speech.
LEO: I like the speech, but I’m getting it five times a day.
ANNABETH: We didn’t put you up here for your own entertainment, Leo.
LEO: Is someone on the phone?
ANNABETH: C.J.
LEO: Give me the phone.
ANNABETH: Give me the watch.
LEO: Oh, for the love of…
ANNABETH: Give me the watch.
He gives her the watch.
LEO: You’re not a tall person.
ANNABETH: And I think you’re fabulous.
She gives him the phone.
LEO: Help me, God, please.
The West Wing, Mr Frost, Season 7 Episode 4.

First I love Kristin Chenoweth, she is such a nice, funny and happy person. Two, I love her character in the show. Three, her duo with Leo is just too good in this season so far. This scene is just one of those little moment of comedy from The West Wing were everything is so serious and tense.

DANNY I know you’ve always had a thing about reporters.
C.J. A thing?
DANNY When you were Press Secretary, you had a thing.
C.J. I wouldn’t call it a thing.
DANNY No?
C.J. They ticked me off, is all. You want to know why?
DANNY No, it’s okay.
C.J. They ticked me off because they care more about coming up with a good story than they do about telling the truth.
DANNY I see.
C.J. So now I have to live in a culture where what’s important doesn’t matter because we’re too preoccupied by people who are more attractive than we are playing musical genitalia in Hollywood.
DANNY Wow.
C.J. It’s disgusting.
DANNY I cover politicians.
C.J. Most of them are homely, so no one cares.
DANNY Well, that’s true. Maybe if they made up for it with guts, we’d write better stories.

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

westwingscreencaps:

I heard every word you said. My covert skills are honed.

(Source: )

hazelloveswally:

“Look, they take this job away from me, I got nothing. I don’t have a cat. I could get one, but I don’t have one. Frankly, I’m not wild about cats. I don’t hate them. I’m just not… I could learn to like them, I guess.”

3x16 Dead Irish Writers

(Source: pamelapegasusthornton)