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xphiles:

MULDER AS MORRIS: If I shoot him is that murder or suicide?

SCULLY: Neither, if I do it first.

Dreamland II

oldfilmsflicker:

Mulder: Woman, get back in here and make me a sandwich!

The X-Files, S6E15 - Arcadia

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littlelamb:

sometwistedlogic:littleredhead | lilykakes | lcrell | thequietworld | (via anasyx)

birdcage:

thequietworld:

seven | happiest scene

Shut up, Mulder. I’m playing baseball.

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fuckyeahsexualtension:

veroniques:

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

SCULLY: Mulder? Are you okay?
MULDER: [dazed] Who’s the black private dick who’s a sex machine with all the chicks? Shaft! Can ya dig it? They say this cat Shaft is a bad mutha- shut yo mouth! I’m talkin’ bout Shaft!
MULDER: [interrupting story] I did not!

The X-Files 5.12 - “Bad Blood”

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his outraged ‘I DID NOT~!’ makes me laugh so hard every time.

fuckyeahsexualtension:

forthesky:

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The X-Files 5x12, Bad Blood

fuckyeahsexualtension:

meepmcmeeper:

This is always relevant.  Just sayin’.

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littlelamb:

giveme-a-reason:

thequietworld:

blatterations:

fuckyeahscully | riddledfate | squeegybeckinheim

Mulder: Maybe you don’t know what you’re looking for.
Scully: Like evidence of conjury or the black arts or shamanism, divination, Wicca or any kind of pagan or neo-pagan practice. Charms, cards, familiars, bloodstones, or hex signs or any of the ritual tableaux associated with the occult, Santeria, Voudoun, Macumba, or any high or low magic?
Mulder: Scully?
Scully: Yes?
Mulder: Marry me.
Scully: I was hoping for something a little more helpful.

thex-files:

littlelamb:

fuckyeahmulderandscully:

giveme-a-reason:

thequietworld:

SCULLY: Agent Mulder has become AD Kersh’s new golden boy. He’s been tasked with returning the flight data recorder that he and I stole. The son of a bitch confesses to Kersh even more than I do to my priest. I’m just tagging along for the ride.
MULDER: What do you mean, “just tagging along”?
SCULLY: I’m out of the Bureau. I’ve been censured and relieved of my position.
MULDER: No. You can explain it to them like you explained it to me. You have the data. You can make them understand. You can get your job back.
SCULLY: [looking at him affectionately] I’d kiss you if you weren’t so damn ugly.
[MORRIS honks the horn at them.]
MORRIS: Take a picture— it’ll last longer.
MULDER: If I… shoot him is that murder or suicide?
SCULLY: Neither, if I do it first.
(SCULLY squeezes his arm in farewell, then walks toward the car. MULDER stops her.)
MULDER: Hey, Scully…
[MULDER holds out his closed hand to her. She holds out her palm. He pours a handful of sunflower seeds into her hand, then takes one back and puts it in his mouth.]

The X-Files 6.05 - “Dreamland II”

littlelamb:

thequietworld:

riddledfate:

{The X-Files - I Want To Believe}

This picture has been absent from my Tumblr for too long, so… UNF.