I’M NOT SAYING YOU LOOK LIKE A SLEAZY PORN STAR, BUT YOUR PANTS APPEAR TO DISPLAY SOME KIND OF ROAD MAP TO YOUR PENIS. ALSO YOUR CHEST HAIR IS POINTING TO IT. YOUR PENIS. IN FACT, IF ANYONE EVER FORGETS THAT YOU HAVE A PENIS, THIS PHOTO WOULD PROBABLY BE A GOOD REMINDER. THEY CAN BE ALL, “OH, RIGHT, ZACH QUINTO AND HIS PENIS.” BECAUSE. PENIS.
so you’re saying i look like a sleazy porn star.
WHAT WAS THAT, PENIS? OH, SORRY, I WAS DISTRACTED. BY PENIS.
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